THE UK HAS THE LOWEST EXPECTATIONS IN THE WORLD WHEN IT COMES TO PENIS SIZE

 A new report has revealed what men and women all over the world think the average penis size is, what their expectations are for size, and whether this matters.

 

Hilariously, women expected less than men for both sections. And reality clearly isn’t living up to expectations, but this doesn’t come as a surprise. AMIRITE LADIES.

Sorry.

Britain apparently have the least expectations (we are so negative, even about penises) – they thought the average length was 4.88 inches and their ideal length is 5.5 inches. (incase you aren’t sure, that’s 12.4cm/ 14.2cm. Cue running round the office trying to find a ruler/ comparing this measurement with various objects)

This is slightly different to France, who want a longer length, thinking the average is 13.6 cm and expecting 14.9, Spain, who say the average is 14.3 cm and hope for 16.6, Austria, who think the average is 15.6 and the ideal is 17.6 and Poland, who consider the average to be 15.7 and expect 17.3cm.  Although it’s not clear whether these reflect the actual sizes in these countries, it could be either comforting or anxiety inducing for the men who might read the survey and do or don’t match up. Love a good ‘men quaking in their boots’ scenario.

The report also examined how important these people thought penis size was- only 11.2% said it was ‘very important’, a fairly large 67.4% said it was ‘somewhat important’ and 21.4% said it ‘wasn’t important’ So for most people it aint crucial, but if you’re like that 11.2%,  you might want to consider a relocation to Poland.

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